The Daily Show
Season 9

s09e01 / Ralph Nader

7th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Ralph Nader Summary

Guest: Ralph Nader (Independent Presidential Candidate; Author, The Good Fight)

Segments: Indecision 2004 (Kerry Names Edwards as Running Mate)

Saddam Hussein in Courta

You, Your Health & You (The Leeches Are Back!, First Aphrodisiac Pill for Women Tested on Lab Rats)

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s09e02 / Will Ferrell

8th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Will Ferrell Summary

Guest: Will Ferrell (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Segments: Kerry and Edwards' Appearance Together

Samantha Bee (Anti-Michael Moore Film)

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s09e03 / Christina Applegate

9th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Christina Applegate Summary

Guest: Christina Applegate (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Segments: Tom Ridge Talks Of A New Terror Threat, A Day After Kerry Names His Running Mate

Former Enron CEO Ken Lay Turns Himself In

Mess O' Potamia (Military Plans to Call Up Soldiers Who Left Service, Including Army Musicians

Iraqi Prime Minister Signs Bill Allowing Government to Declare Martial Law in Event of Emergency)

Mark Your Calendar w Samantha Bee (Canada Day, Baseball All-Star Game, DNC, Soap Box Derby)

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s09e04 / Wolf Blitzer

13th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Wolf Blitzer Summary

Guest: Wolf Blitzer (CNN)

Segments: Indecision 2004 (Whoopi Goldberg Remarks Anger Sen. Lindsey Graham, Kerry on Bike)

Bob Wiltfong (Women Arrested by Federal Agents for Leaving Packet of Marsmallows in Park)

Senate Intelligence Committee Report Says Errors Were Made by CIA on Pre-War Intelligence)

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s09e05 / Michael Isikoff

14th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Michael Isikoff Summary

Michael Isikoff

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s09e06 / Sarah Vowell

15th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Sarah Vowell Summary

Guest: Sarah Vowell (Author, The Partly Cloudy Patriot)

Segments: Magazine Covers on Mary-Kate Olsen

Senate Republicans on Gay Marriage

Rob Corddry (Former Congressman Tries Raising Funds for Counter-Clinton Library)

NASA Probe Begins Exploration of Saturn

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s09e07 / Sacha Baron Cohen

16th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Sacha Baron Cohen Summary

Guest: Sacha Baron Cohen (Da Ali G Show)

Segments: Slim-Fast Drops Whoopi Goldberg As A Spokesman After Her Comments About Bush

Indecision 2004 (Preparations for the DNC)

Ed Helms (City of Boston Designate Free Speech Zone for Protesters)

Kerry & Edwards Are "Out Of The Mainstream" According To News Media

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s09e08 / Gov. Bill Richardson

28th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Gov. Bill Richardson Summary

Democratic National Convention, Day 1



Guest: Gov. Bill Richardson (D-NM; Permanent Chair, DNC)

Segments: Stephen Colbert (Primemory Lane)

Al Gore, Jimmy Carter & Bill Clinton Speeches ... and Dance Party!

Rob Corddry's Boston

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s09e09 / Sen. Joe Biden

29th Jul '04 - 3:00am
Sen. Joe Biden Summary

Democratic National Convention, Day 2



Guest: Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE)

Segments: Ron Reagan, Jr. Gives Speech on Stem Cell Research

Maya Angelou & Howard Dean Speeches

Rising Star Barack Obama Gives Passionate Speech

Kerry's Wife Demonstrates Language Skills

The Humble Origins

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s09e10 / No Guest

30th Jul '04 - 3:00am
No Guest Summary

Guest: No Guest

Segments: Stephen Colbert Reports from Convention Floor

John Edwards Speech

"John Kerry: He's Not George W. Bush"

Dennis Kucinich and Jennifer Granholm Speeches

Rev. Al Sharpton Goes Off-Script, News Media Bashes Him

"Partisan Politics" at the Convention

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s09e11 / No Guest

31st Jul '04 - 3:00am
No Guest Summary

Guest: No Guest

Segments: Stephen Colbert (Last Day of the Convention)

Biden's Slip of the Tongue

Kerry Girls Tell Weird Stories

Kerry Speech

Correspondent Wrap-Up

Back in Black (Now That's What I Don't Call Music)

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s09e12 / Rep. Henry Bonilla

3rd Aug '04 - 3:00am
Rep. Henry Bonilla Summary

Guest: Rep. Henry Bonilla (R-TX)

Segments: Just After The DNC, Homeland Security Informs Public of an

"Unusually Specific Information About Where Al-Qaeda Would Like To Attack"

Indecision 2004 (Bush Says About Jobs, Terror, "Results Matter"

Bush Uses The Phrase "We're Turning The Corner" 23 Times in 5 Speeches)

Kerry's Strong(!) Answer To Bush)

Samantha Bee (Ed Heeney, The Friendly Republican ...against Gays)

Maritime Salvage Update (World War II Era German Submarine Discovered)

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s09e13 / Spike Lee

4th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Spike Lee Summary

Guest: Spike Lee (Director, She Hate Me)

Segments: Bush Ask Congress To Create The Position "National Intelligence Director"

Kerry: "We Need Leadership, Not Followship"

Statue Of Liberty Reopens For First Time Since 9/11 ...with Extreme Security Checks

Jon Interviews Tom Brokaw

Stephen Colbert (Last Day of the Convention) (repeat from July 30, 2004)

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s09e14 / Aaron Eckhart

5th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Aaron Eckhart Summary

Guest: Aaron Eckhart (Suspect Zero)

Segments: Bush and Kerry Both in Davenport, Iowa ...And Three Banks Get Robbed!

Oil Hits Record Price

SEC Fines Halliburton, Cheney Not Implicated

Cheney Blames Kerry and Edwards for National Energy Policy Not Passing Senate

RNC Required Audience Members in Cheney Rally To Sign Oath of Loyalty to Bush-Cheney '04 Before Being Allowed In

Mark Your Calendar w Samantha Bee (Signing of DoI & Voting Rights Act; Fall of Rome, Aztecs & Inkas; State Fairs; RNC; Burning Man Festival)

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s09e15 / Natalie Portman

6th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Natalie Portman Summary

Guest: Natalie Portman (Garden State)

Segments: Tiger Gets Loose From Circus, Beetles Invade, and Child Attacked by Helper Monkey, All in New York City

Bob Wiltfong (Strip Clubs Overbooked during Republican National Convention)

Back in Black (Moore Show Fahrenheit 9/11 in Crawford, TX Parking Lot

Alabama Judge Who Refused to Remove 10 Commandments, Takes It On Tour

Robbie Knievel Jumps Over Row of Fighter-Planes)

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s09e16 / President Bill Clinton

10th Aug '04 - 3:00am
President Bill Clinton Summary

Guest: Pres. Bill Clinton (Author, My Life)

Segments: Swift Boat Veterans Attack Kerry

Stephen Colbert (Minorities In The Democratic Party)

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s09e17 / Maureen Dowd

11th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Maureen Dowd Summary

Guest: Maureen Dowd (Author, Bushworld)

Segments: Novak Defends "Veterans Against Kerry"

Indecision 2004 (Kerry in Missouri, Bush on Outdoor Life Network)

Republican Party Declares Alan Keyes, A Maryland Resident, To Run Against Obama

Digital Watch w Ed Helms (Cell Phone Games & Ringtones)

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s09e18 / Tom Cruise

12th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Tom Cruise Summary

Guest: Tom Cruise (Collateral)

Segments: Porter Goss Appointed as Head of CIA

Las Vegas Police Reportedly Ignored Warning by FBI About Al-Qaeda Being in Town

Ed Helms (Republicans Try To Get Nader On Ballot to Help Bush)

This Week in God w Stephen Colbert (Pope Releases Negative Document on Feminism, Mecca Cola on Shelves, Chris Noth Named Unofficial Tourism Ambassador)

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s09e19 / Bryan Keefer

13th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Bryan Keefer Summary

Guest: Bryan Keefer (Co-Author, All The President's Spin)

Segments: New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey Resigns, Declaring He's Gay and Had an Extramarital Affair

Kerry Not Clear On Whether He Would Have Voted For The War Had He Known What He Knows Now

Cheney Bashes Kerry on His Promise of a More "Sensitive" War on Terror

Mess O' Potamia (Coalition Forces Trying to Capture Al-Sadr, Iraqi Government Shuts Down Baghdad Offices of Al-Jazeera For A Month, Claiming Network Was Inciting Violence)

Bush Uses The Word "Sensitive", The Day After Kerry Does

Back in Black (L.A. Based "Fear Factor"-Type Reality Show Gives Illegal Immigrants Chance at Green Card)

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s09e20 / Norm Coleman

18th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Norm Coleman Summary

Guest: Sen. Norm Coleman (R-MN; Deputy Co-Chair, RNC)

Segments: NJ Governor Resignation

Rob Corddry (Don't Mess With "Don't Mess With Texas")

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s09e21 / Burt Reynolds

19th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Burt Reynolds Summary

Guest: Burt Reynolds (Without A Paddle)

Segments: George W & Laura Bush Attacks Stem Cell Research Proponents

Ed Helms (Arizona State Legislator Wants To Allowballoons In Bars) (repeat from May 12, 2004)

Archaeologists Believe They Have Excavated The Site Of Baptisms Performed by John The Baptist

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s09e22 / Seth Green

20th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Seth Green Summary

Guest: Seth Green (Without A Paddle)

Segments: Indecision 2004 (New York Mayor Announces Discounts for "Peaceful Protesters",

FBI Questions Anarchist Who Put Diagrams of Rail Tunnels and Gas Lines Leading to MSG on Internet,

Woman's House Denied of Porch Chat with Kerry because of "Too Many Registered Republicans" in Neighborhood,

Crowd in Bush Rally Coached by Staffers)

Back in Black (Iranian Judoka Drops Out Citing He Won't Fight An Israeli, Bush Democracy Ad, Events Poorly Attended In Olympics)

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s09e23 / Robert Smith

24th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Robert Smith Summary

Guest: Robert Smith (Author, The Rest Of The Iceberg)

Segments: Indecision 2004: Flashback Edition (Kerry's Military Record)

Painting "The Scream" Stolen

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s09e24 / John Kerry

25th Aug '04 - 3:00am
John Kerry Summary

Guest: Sen. John Kerry (D-MA; Presidential Candidate)

Segments: Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee Defends Decisions on "Face The Nation"

Stephen Colbert (Gas Station Lowers Price of Gas by 30 Cents)

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s09e25 / Ed Gillespie

26th Aug '04 - 3:00am
Ed Gillespie Summary

Guest: Ed Gillespie (Chairman, Republican National Committee)

Segments: RNC Protesters Not Allowed in Central Park

Samantha Bee (Man with Broken Sewage Line Takes Dump in City Hall Everyday in Protest)

Back in Black (New York City Prepares For The RNC)

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s09e26 / Ted Koppel

1st Sep '04 - 3:00am
Ted Koppel Summary

Republican National Convention, Day 1

Guest: Ted Koppel (Anchor, Nightline)

Segments: McCain Bashes Michael Moore

Giuliani's "September 11th"idis

Stephen Colbert (Why The GOP Chose New York)

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s09e27 / Dan Bartlett

2nd Sep '04 - 3:00am
Dan Bartlett Summary

Guest: Dan Bartlett (White House Communications Director)

Segments: Schwarzenegger Speech

Laura Bush Speech

George Prescott Bush Speech

Minorities at the RNC

The Daily Show's Sneak Preview of the RNC "War On Terror" Movie

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s09e28 / Sen. John McCain

3rd Sep '04 - 3:00am
Sen. John McCain Summary

Guest: Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)

Segments: Lynn Cheney on "Dick"

Dick Cheney Praises Soldiers

Democratic Senator Zell Miller Blasts Kerry, Then Goes on MSNBC and Says He Wishes He Could Challenge Chris Matthews To A Duel

Ed Helms & Samantha Bee (The Administration's Handling Of The Media at the RNC)

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s09e29 / Chris Matthews

4th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Chris Matthews Summary

Republican National Convention, Day 4

Guest: Chris Matthews (Anchor, MSNBC's Hardball)

Segments: Stephen Colbert Report From The Convention Floor

Pataki Speech

Bush Video

Bush Speech

Rob Corddry (A Look Back At The Convention)

Back in Black (Protests in New York City)

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s09e30 / Drew Barrymore

14th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Drew Barrymore Summary

Guest: Drew Barrymore (Producer & Director, The Best Place To Start)

Segments: Man In Batman Costume Climbs Buckingham Palace In Protest

Indecision 2004 (Documents Reveal Bush Received Special Treatment During Vietnam,

Dan Rather Does Not Want Validity of Documents Questioned,

Robert Novak Calls Documents Fake)

Ed Helms (Web Site Offers Online Divorce)

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s09e31 / Pat Buchanan

15th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Pat Buchanan Summary

Guest: Pat Buchanan (Author, Where The Right Went Wrong)

Segments: Oprah Gives Everyone In Her Studio Audience A Car

Ban On Assault Weapons Allowed To Expire

Back in Black ("Patriot Day" Specials on Internet)

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s09e32 / Alec Baldwin

16th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Alec Baldwin Summary

Guest: Alec Baldwin (The Last Shot)

Segments: Mess O' Potamia (Some Cities In Iraq Too Dangerous For U.S. Troops To Enter)

Rumsfeld Confuses Saddam and Bin Laden

U.N. Chief Weapons Inspector Concludes There Is No Evidence Saddam Ever Developed Unpiloted Drones

Ed Helms ("Cooters" Festival Receives Criticism For Its Name)

Four New Planets Discovered Close To Solar System

"Genesis" Returns To Earth

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s09e33 / Gwyneth Paltrow

17th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Gwyneth Paltrow Summary

Guest: Gwyneth Paltrow (Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow)

Segments: Hurricane Ivan Hits Alabama

Indecision 2004 (Bush Documents at CBS Under Scrutiny while Bush Speaks To National Guard in Las Vegas)

This Week in God w Stephen Colbert (Child's First Communion Declared Invalid Because Her Special Gluten-Free Wafer Did Not Contain Wheat,

Jerry Falwell's University To Open Law School, Ellen DeGeneres To Play God in "Oh, God!" Remake, Controversial "Jews for Jesus" Radio Ad)

This Week in Justice (First Lesbian Divorce in Canada, Bid to Decriminalize Prostitution in Berkeley, Necrophilia Banned in California, Audio Recording Reveals Anti Gay Marriage Republican Congressman Is Gay)

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s09e34 / Richard Clarke

22nd Sep '04 - 3:00am
Richard Clarke Summary

Richard Clarke

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s09e35 / Marc Racicot

23rd Sep '04 - 3:00am
Marc Racicot Summary

Bush-Cheney campaign chairman Marc Racicot

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s09e36 / Matthew Broderick

24th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Matthew Broderick Summary

Matthew Broderick

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s09e37 / Rosie Perez

28th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Rosie Perez Summary

Rosie Perez

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s09e38 / Ralph Reed

29th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Ralph Reed Summary

Ralph Reed

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s09e39 / Seymour Hersh

30th Sep '04 - 3:00am
Seymour Hersh Summary

Seymour Hersh

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s09e40 / The Bush-Kerry Debate: The Squabble in Coral Gables

1st Oct '04 - 3:00am
The Bush-Kerry Debate: The Squabble in Coral Gables Summary

Live debate update.

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s09e41 / Bishop Desmond Tutu

5th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Bishop Desmond Tutu Summary

Bishop Desmond Tutu

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s09e42 / Billy Bob Thornton

6th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Billy Bob Thornton Summary

Billy Bob Thornton

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s09e43 / Bob Schieffer

7th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Bob Schieffer Summary

Bob Schieffer

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s09e44 / Bill O'Reilly

8th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Bill O'Reilly Summary

Bill O'Reilly

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s09e45 / Ed Koch

19th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Ed Koch Summary

Ed Koch

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s09e46 / Marisa Tomei

20th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Marisa Tomei Summary

Messopotamia

Iraqi tourism board

Soldiers who refused to go on "sleeping mission"

Bush saying that we will "not have an all volunteer army" and then being corrected by someone in the crowd.



Marisa Tomei

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s09e47 / Fareed Zakaria

21st Oct '04 - 3:00am
Fareed Zakaria Summary

Fareed Zakaria

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s09e48 / Billy Crudup

22nd Oct '04 - 3:00am
Billy Crudup Summary

Billy Crudup

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s09e49 / Madeleine Albright

26th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Madeleine Albright Summary

Madeleine Albright

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s09e50 / Bob Kerrey

27th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Bob Kerrey Summary

Bob Kerrey

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s09e51 / Rev. Jesse Jackson

28th Oct '04 - 3:00am
Rev. Jesse Jackson Summary

TONIGHT: Rev. Jesse Jackson. Plus, Lewis' "Back In Black"!

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s09e52 / John Zogby

29th Oct '04 - 3:00am
John Zogby Summary

John Zogby

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s09e53 / Chris Wallace

2nd Nov '04 - 4:00am
Chris Wallace Summary

Chris Wallace

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s09e55 / Charles Schumer

4th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Charles Schumer Summary

Charles Schumer

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s09e56 / Bill Kristol

5th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Bill Kristol Summary

Bill Kristol

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s09e57 / Richard Branson

10th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Richard Branson Summary

Reports: Mess O' Potamia, Back in Black

Guest: Billionaire Richard Branson

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s09e58 / Tom Wolfe

11th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Tom Wolfe Summary

Segments:

-Coverage of John Ashcroft's resignation

-Ed Helms reports on a "retarded" voter on Florida.



Guest: Author Tom Wolfe



Tom Wolfe talks about his newest novel.

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s09e59 / Kenneth Pollack

12th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Kenneth Pollack Summary

Segments

-Coverage of Yasser Arafat's passing

-Rob Corddry reports on a luxery resort that offers an anti - terrorism training course.



Guest: Kenneth Pollack



Jon talks to Kenneth Pollack, author of "The Persian Puzzle," about Iran.

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s09e60 / Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison

16th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison Summary

Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison

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s09e61 / Tom Brokaw

17th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Tom Brokaw Summary

Segments:

-Coverage of Cabinet Resignations

-Rob Corddry reports on three publishers fighting over the right to publish South Jersey magazine



Guest: News Anchor Tom Brokaw

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s09e62 / Thomas Frank

18th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Thomas Frank Summary

TONIGHT: Jon speaks with Thomas Frank, author of "What's the Matter with Kansas?"

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s09e63 / Woody Harrelson

19th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Woody Harrelson Summary

Segments:

-Coverage of Clinton Presidential Library Opening

-Ed Helms reports on marijuana users tricked into registering into the Republican party.



Guest: Actor Woody Harrelson

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s09e64 / Jude Law

30th Nov '04 - 4:00am
Jude Law Summary

Jude Law

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s09e65 / Brian Williams

1st Dec '04 - 4:00am
Brian Williams Summary

Brian Williams

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s09e66 / Christopher Hitchens

2nd Dec '04 - 4:00am
Christopher Hitchens Summary

Christopher Hitchens

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s09e67 / Stephen King

3rd Dec '04 - 4:00am
Stephen King Summary

Stephen King

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s09e68 / Isabella Rossellini

7th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Isabella Rossellini Summary

Isabella Rossellini

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s09e69 / Paul O'Neill

8th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Paul O'Neill Summary

TONIGHT: Paul O'Neill. Plus, Lewis' "Back In Black"!

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s09e70 / Seth Mnookin

9th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Seth Mnookin Summary

Seth Mnookin

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s09e71 / Kate Bosworth

10th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Kate Bosworth Summary

An interview with Kate Bosworth.

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s09e72 / Kevin Spacey

14th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Kevin Spacey Summary

Kevin Spacey

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s09e73 / Dore Gold

15th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Dore Gold Summary

Dore Gold

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s09e74 / Billy Connolly

16th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Billy Connolly Summary

TONIGHT: Billy Connolly. Plus, Lewis' "Back In Black"!

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s09e75 / Katie Couric

17th Dec '04 - 4:00am
Katie Couric Summary

Star of "The Today Show", Katie Couric.

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