Pilot episode introducing Jim, his family, and friends as he struggles to find balance between fatherhood, comedy, and food.

Jim tries to stop eating junk food and is then faced with his greatest challenge: a child's birthday cake. A hungover Dave goes with Jim to a kid's birthday party where unbeknownst to him, he is mistaken as a homeless man.

Jim plans a romantic anniversary that includes a Broadway show and stay at The Plaza hotel. The night is interrupted by visits from Daniel, Dave, Dave's girlfriend and her jealous ex. Not quite the anniversary Jim had planned.

Jim and Jeannie help Daniel deal with the tension between him and his father by having dinner with the two of them. Later, Dave joins the group for a crazy night out.

Jim carries out some errands for Jeannie and accidentally manages to swap his son's drawing for his daughter's school application, which causes some problems when it's time for the little girl's interview.

Jim upsets Jeannie when he celebrates Dave's birthday instead of hers, even though Jeannie requested no celebration for her.

Jim has finally been asked to do "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon". Jeannie, trying to make a friendship happen between Jim and their Priest Father Nicholas, invites him to tag along. An already nervous Jim is not pleased.

Jim ends up being featured on a magazine cover, but Jeannie is upset when the accompanying article doesn't mention her at all.

After getting a large Bible for Jeannie on the way to a show, the paparazzi photographs Jim, causing a media frenzy about his faith.

After Jeannie's baby sister goes on a date with Dave, Jeannie and Jim decide to spy on the couple.

Becoming frustrated with sick, lice-infested children, Jim wishes that he never got married and became a dad.