After Debbie fears she's lost her looks and Jackie discovers that on Earth she's considered a "10" (back home Larry Bird was the pretty one), they end up in Hell (literally), a hip new club, hoping to feel a little more like desirable women and a little less like moms, in this episode that airs as part of ABC's Wednesday comedy Valentine's Day salute. Meanwhile, Marty and a deflated Larry Bird look to Amber to help them makeover their drab appearances.

Episode Viewers and Ratings

Season 1 Episode 16 of The Neighbors resulted in a 1.70 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

The Neighbors Season 1 Episodes...

• s01e01 - Pilot
• s01e02 - Journey To The Center Of The Mall
• s01e03 - Things Just Got Real
• s01e04 - Bathroom Etiquette
• s01e05 - Halloween-ween
• s01e06 - Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
• s01e07 - 50 Shades of Green
• s01e08 - Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
• s01e09 - Merry Crap-Mas
• s01e10 - Juan Of The Dead
• s01e11 - The Gingerbread Man
• s01e12 - Cold War
• s01e13 - Dream Weavers
• s01e14 - The Back Nine
• s01e15 - Space Invaders
• s01e16 - Mother Clubbers
• s01e17 - Larry Bird Presents an Oscar®-Winning Film by Larry Bird
• s01e18 - Camping
• s01e19 - I Believe I Can Drive
• s01e20 - Sing Like a Larry Bird
• s01e21 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
• s01e22 - It Has Begun...

The Neighbors Show Summary

Meet the Weavers, Debbie and Marty. Marty, in hopes of providing a better life for his wife and three kids, recently bought a home in Hidden Hills, a gated New Jersey townhome community with its own golf course. Hidden Hills is so exclusive that a house hasn't come on the market in 10 years. But one finally did and the Weavers got it!

It's clear from day one that the residents of Hidden Hills are a little different. For starters, their new neighbors all have pro-athlete names like Reggie Jackson, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Dick Butkis and Larry Bird. Over dinner, Marty and his family discover that their neighbors receive nourishment through their eyes by reading books, rather than eating. The Weavers soon learn that the entire community is comprised of aliens from Zabvron, where the men bear children and everyone cries green goo from their ears.

The Zabvronians have been stationed on Earth for the past 10 years, disguised as humans, awaiting instructions from home, and the Weavers are the first humans they've had the opportunity to know. As it turns out, the pressures of marriage and parenthood are not exclusive to planet Earth. Two worlds will collide with hilarious consequences as everyone discovers they can "totally relate" and learn a lot from each other.