Persuaded by Jane at the promise of a potential role as the British Attaché in Kevin Spacey's House of Cards, Toast takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse. While Toast is trying to cope with Monkhouse's constant jokes and the strain of working with Ray Purchase yet again, Scramble Studio's Danny Bear is getting ready for a life-changing operation. When it's time to go under the knife, however, it seems Ed's recommended 'surgeon' may cut a few corners to save a bob or two. And although Toast's legendary Sand Dance performance might go well, he still doesn't have a clue what Monkhouse is on about.

Toast of London Season 3 Episodes...

• s03e01 - Over the Moon
• s03e02 - Beauty Calls
• s03e03 - Hamm on Toast
• s03e04 - Bob a Job
• s03e05 - Man of Sex
• s03e06 - Global Warming

Toast of London Show Summary

Steven Toast is a middle-aged actor with a chequered past who spends more time dealing with his problems off stage rather than performing on it.

Toast lives with his friend Ed Howzer-Black. The other regular characters are his useless agent Jane Plough, and his acting nemesis Ray Purchase.