Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

Episode Viewers and Ratings

Season 3 Episode 5 of Two and a Half Men resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episodes...

• s03e01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
• s03e02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
• s03e03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
• s03e04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
• s03e05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
• s03e06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
• s03e07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
• s03e08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
• s03e09 - Madame and Her Special Friend
• s03e10 - Something Salted and Twisted
• s03e11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
• s03e12 - That Special Tug
• s03e13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium
• s03e14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
• s03e15 - My Tongue is Meat
• s03e16 - Ergo, The Booty Call
• s03e17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
• s03e18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
• s03e19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
• s03e20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
• s03e21 - And the Plot Moistens
• s03e22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
• s03e23 - Arguments for the Quickie
• s03e24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Two and a Half Men Show Summary

"Two and a Half Men" was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. Charlie's free-wheeling life is complicated when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie's beach-front Malibu house.

The series' premise was revamped in the ninth season, focusing on Alan moving on with his life after the passing of Charlie with help from his new best friend and roommate, Walden Schmidt, who is also dealing with his own troubles following a bad divorce. Alan, Walden, and Jake eventually bond, becoming close friends, forming a surrogate family unit.