Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charlie goes to great lengths to speak to her again.

Episode Viewers and Ratings

Season 5 Episode 3 of Two and a Half Men resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episodes...

• s05e01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
• s05e02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
• s05e03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
• s05e04 - City of Great Racks
• s05e05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
• s05e06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
• s05e07 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
• s05e08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
• s05e09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
• s05e10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
• s05e11 - Meander to Your Dander
• s05e12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
• s05e13 - The Soil is Moist
• s05e14 - Winky-Dink Time
• s05e15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
• s05e16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
• s05e17 - Fish in a Drawer
• s05e18 - If My Hole Could Talk
• s05e19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

Two and a Half Men Show Summary

"Two and a Half Men" was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. Charlie's free-wheeling life is complicated when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie's beach-front Malibu house.

The series' premise was revamped in the ninth season, focusing on Alan moving on with his life after the passing of Charlie with help from his new best friend and roommate, Walden Schmidt, who is also dealing with his own troubles following a bad divorce. Alan, Walden, and Jake eventually bond, becoming close friends, forming a surrogate family unit.