Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Episode Viewers and Ratings

Season 7 Episode 1 of Two and a Half Men resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episodes...

• s07e01 - 818-jklpuzo
• s07e02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
• s07e03 - Mmm, fish. Yum.
• s07e04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
• s07e05 - For the Sake of the Child
• s07e06 - Give Me Your Thumb
• s07e07 - Untainted by Filth
• s07e08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
• s07e09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
• s07e10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
• s07e11 - Warning, It's Dirty
• s07e12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
• s07e13 - Yay, No Polyps!
• s07e14 - Crude and Uncalled For
• s07e15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
• s07e16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
• s07e17 - I Found Your Moustache
• s07e18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
• s07e19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
• s07e20 - I Called Him Magoo
• s07e21 - Gumby with a Poke
• s07e22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

Two and a Half Men Show Summary

"Two and a Half Men" was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. Charlie's free-wheeling life is complicated when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie's beach-front Malibu house.

The series' premise was revamped in the ninth season, focusing on Alan moving on with his life after the passing of Charlie with help from his new best friend and roommate, Walden Schmidt, who is also dealing with his own troubles following a bad divorce. Alan, Walden, and Jake eventually bond, becoming close friends, forming a surrogate family unit.