Alan and Jake meet Internet entrepreneur Walden Schmidt.

Episode Viewers and Ratings

Season 9 Episode 1 of Two and a Half Men resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episodes...

• s09e01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
• s09e02 - People Who Love Peepholes
• s09e03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
• s09e04 - Nine Magic Fingers
• s09e05 - A Giant Cat Holding Churro
• s09e06 - The Squat and The Hover
• s09e07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
• s09e08 - Thanks for the Intercourse
• s09e09 - Frodo's Headshots
• s09e10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
• s09e11 - A Lovely Landing Strip
• s09e12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
• s09e13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
• s09e14 - A Possum on Chemo
• s09e15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
• s09e16 - Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
• s09e17 - Not In My Mouth
• s09e18 - The War Against Gingivitis
• s09e19 - Palmdale, Ech
• s09e20 - Grandma's Pie
• s09e21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
• s09e22 - Why We Gave Up Women
• s09e23 - The Straw In My Donut Hole
• s09e24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Two and a Half Men Show Summary

"Two and a Half Men" was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. Charlie's free-wheeling life is complicated when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie's beach-front Malibu house.

The series' premise was revamped in the ninth season, focusing on Alan moving on with his life after the passing of Charlie with help from his new best friend and roommate, Walden Schmidt, who is also dealing with his own troubles following a bad divorce. Alan, Walden, and Jake eventually bond, becoming close friends, forming a surrogate family unit.