(9:30 PM Attempted Robbery Call) Anchorage - Officer Audie Holloway says the town is getting bigger, up to 230-250,000 people. They have their share of drugs and robberies there. Robert "Jay" Spinach attempted to rob a liquor store and took off. He gets caught and is scared and on crystal meth. He gets cuffed and starts to fight when the K9 is brought in. Kodiak AK (10:08 PM Disturbance Call) A bartender throws out two crazy, drunk Eskimo women from Ship's Bar. They go into another bar and start a fight. One of them gets a glass broken on her face. Lucy starts kicking the police car and screaming "liar" at them. They have to tie her down when she is brought into detox. Anchorage AK (5:14 PM Stolen Property Investigation) A man gets a call that his cell phone was stolen so he files a complaint and the police go to Cellular 1 where the guy with the stolen hone went. They trace him to his gas station and he says he bought it from Willie Earl. They go to Willie's place and he runs. They catch him in the weeds and take him to a magistrate and set bail at $1000. He says he paid $80 for the phone from Joe. (10:33 PM Street Patrol) A cop pulls a woman over in a rental car for speeding. She said she didn't realize she was going so fast since she isn't used to the car. He makes her raise her hand and swear she won't do it again.

At the hotel, Cooper and the One-Armed Man inspect the guests entering. Hawk finds Harold dead with a suicide note and a torn diary. Leo talks to Bobby and Audrey confronts her father. She talks about One Eyed Jacks. Shelly tells Norma to stop working and Norma sees the changed Nadine for the first time. Booby finds blackmail evidence on Ben and Audrey goes to Cooper with information about her father. Ben is arrested and Tojamora reveals his real name. The Giant appears to Cooper and Laura's killer strikes again.

Hoffs is suspended from the force when while working undercover in high school she is forced to take a mandatory drug test and the results come back positive.

Live from New York, it's... Jeff Renaudo!



Sketches include "Bush Discusses Cuomo," "Chia Head," "Game Challengers," "NBC News Employees," "Simon," "Ditzy Date," "The Dark Side," "Two-Faced Doormen," "Mobile Home Bed & Breakfast," and "Verbal Reversals."



World Party performed "Way Down Now" and "Ship of Fools."