(12:15 PM Assault Call) Bethel - Alaska State Troopers - Sgt. Dan Hickman and 1st Sgt. Greg Close go out to a four-seater plane and fly to a shooting call. James shot at tow people and their dogs. They land on a dirt strip and meet a guy on a motorcycle who tells them James killed a dog and his sister ran away because of it and James is hiding out at his green house. They find him squatting outside when they arrive and go over and talk to him and cuff him in the front to be nice since they are now required by law to cuff suspects. Dan says there are lots of shooting and suicides up there. Five years in jail is the usual sentence. A 12 gauge shotgun is taken as well as bootlegged whiskey. They takes James back to the plane and fly him back with them. Anchorage 4:30 PM - K-9 Training Officer Keith Corder puts Officer Pam Nelson into the dog training suit because she is the only one who can fit inside. Officer Tom Katkus has the dog and it runs over and takes her down by the arm. (8:30 PM Domestic Disturbance) While patrolling Pam says people usually start partying at 11pm instead of 8pm in the lower 48, lots of weird things go on. She goes to a woman's house who says it is haunted by a crying baby. Pam puts holy water in the closet to capture it. Officer James Conley takes the ?ghost' away in a ghost collector. She says it is easier to pretend with these people because they take it seriously. Anchorage (8:45 PM Assault Call) Officer Marc Woodward says it is always different, never boring. There is a call of a fight with several people in the middle of the road. They are gone when he gets there. He finds the victim, Terry, inside a video store bleeding. He says he was riding his bike, bought a six pack and then some black guys stopped him. A couple others in a car joined in and beat him up, threw glass bottles and his beers at him and stole the rest. He says not worry he'll take care of them himself. (10:20 PM Disturbance Call) Marc finds Bobby on the street crying that his past keeps coming back to haunt him and he wants to die. He says he wants to go to API, but they won't take him. Marc says he'll help and drives him to API himself.

When Scrooge loses his money due to a computer bug, he and Fenton travel through cyberspace to get it back.

Jerry attempts to get a lawyer for Ben. Cooper doesn't believe Ben was the killer, but Truman doesn't agree. Pete visits Ben and plays a message from Catherine. She agrees to be his alibi, but he needs to surrender all his property to her. Leland is under the possession of Bob and Maddy is stuffed into a golf bag. Norma's mother, Vivian, comes with her new husband. Lucy and Andy meet up and Andy tells her he wants to get back together. The one-armed man escapes police custody and warns that Bob is close.

Doug has a strained reunion with his estranged younger brother Joey when Joey is assigned to the Jump St. team. Doug comes to his aid after Joey is brainwashed into joining a religious cult he was investigating.

Live from New York, it's... Dana Carvey and Jan Hooks!



Sketches include "Live With Regis and Kathie Lee," "Nikey Turkey," "Toonces," "Inflatable Dolls," "Liason Mocking," "The Civil War," "What Animal Were You Raised By?," "Schillervision," and "Gambling to Win."



Paul Simon performs "The Obvious Child," "Late in the Evening," and "Proof."