Eric arranges for Peter and his dog to visit a drug rehab center to cheer up the patients. Peter bonds with Nick (guest-star Joe Penny) and helps him reconnect with his estranged son. Meanwhile, a very uncoordinated Lucy finds out that Kevin has been secretly coaching the Glenoak Police Department husband-and-wife softball team and demands that she be allowed to play. Just before his first date with Paris (guest-star Shannon Kenny), Chandler receives a letter from Roxanne telling him she still loves him. Martin (guest-star Tyler Hoechlin) confronts Cecilia about her lingering feelings for Simon, prompting Ceclia to call Simon to let him know she has a new boyfriend. She is also surprised when he admits that he is also dating someone and Ruthie is jealous of Cecilia and Annie's close relationship.

The collectors tell Tyr why they need the map for the Route of Ages. It's a map to the Abyss, and hopefully a way to contain it. Tyr has Beka and the crew has the map. Now it's a race to the Route of Ages. Tyr makes a deal with the Abyss, and a final confrontation will ensue.

Stunt #1: Water Sack Contestants would be handcuffed, zipped up in a clear body bag, and dropped in a tank of water. They would have to use the key attached their wrist to unlock one of the cuffs, unzip the bag, swim to the surface, and grab a flag. The four contestants to complete this stunt the fastest would advance to the next round. The others would be eliminated.

When Phil the mechanic (guest star J.K. Simmons) correctly "diagnoses" meningitis rather than flu in Andy's young patient, the town begins to believe he is a seer. Ephram confronts Madison about his feelings for her. Amy agrees to see Linda Abbott for help, but out of desperation, steals her pad to forge a prescription for anti depressants, forcing Harold to heed Phil's warning about his daughter's condition. Meanwhile, Edna learns the disturbing truth about why her daughter does not want to pursue a relationship with Dr. Brown.

Alan tricks Charlie into joining he and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

A gas man is engulfed in invisible flames and dies during a qualifying race at the Grand Prix Americas.

A woman uses Delinda's sympathy against her when she cons her into exchanging fake chips for cash. The con artist continues to prey on unsuspecting Montecito guests. Sam becomes more of a chaperone than a host for two men who are well known for the insatiable thirst for gambling. Meanwhile, Mary helps out down-on-their-luck couple by getting them tickets to see Wayne Newton.

Guest: Will Ferrell (Elf)



Segments: Police Raid School in South Carolina in Search of Illegal Drugs (Which Were Not Found!)



Afghani Constitution Unveiled



Afghani Girl in Miss Earth Pageant



Prince Charles Alleged to have Sexual Relationship with his Valet



Steve Carell (Best Buy Uses Mr T in Ad without Consent)

Having lost his home, Ric Griffin has been sleeping in his office.