COPS from Las Vegas, Nevada.

Live from New York, it's... Alec Baldwin!



Sketches include "Saddam's Cell," "Tylenol BM," "Face Transplant," "The O'Reilly Factor," "Celebrity Mugshot Poker" (cartoon), "Brokeback Goldmine," "The Tony Bennett Show," "Carol at Bowl-a-Rama," "The Man Who Married a Hot Dog," "Medicare," and "Santa's Workshop."



Shakira performed "Don't Bother" and "La Tortura" (acoustic mix) with Alejandro Sanz.

Segment #1 - Justin goes to a restaurant and meets two under age girls and one of them has an ex-boyfriend named Justin. He buys them drinks and the manager finds out. He fires the waitress and the father arrives and blames Justin who says he's never met them before.



Segment #2 - Macy Gray has a music studio academy and they tell her there's black mold in the building. A woman says that her son has been sick and that she doesn't want to enroll him there. After reading the paperwork she finds out it wasn't her address.



Segment #3 - DJ Qualls and Telisha from the Pussycat Dolls enter a restaurant and the hostess tells them to come in but end up ruining a surprise birthday party. After dropping the balloons and confetti, Matt tells them to put the balloons back. Will comes in and after an argument he asks them if they want to stay for the party.

James and Richard are once again trying to beat Jeremy in another of their now famous races. This time, the race is on to see who will be the first to get from Alba in northern Italy, to the NatWest Tower in London. James and Richard are in a light aircraft piloted by James - Jeremy has to make-do with a Bugatti Veyron.



Yet another new Porsche, this time it's the Carrera 911 4 - a four-wheel drive Porsche. James, with help from the Stig, finds out if it is faster than the rear-wheel drive 911, using a track set up inside the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff as part of a special stage of the British leg of the World Rally championship.



Former F1 and Indycar World Champion Nigel Mansell gets the chance to set a fast lap in the Liana.