When Detective Jason Lando of the Pittsburgh, PA, Bureau of Police investigates suspicious activity in a parking lot frequented by drug users and prostitutes, the parked driver claims to be waiting for her daughter. As the investigation continues, officers recognize the driver's daughter as someone they encounter frequently. The shaky young girl is found with drug paraphernalia and the situation becomes very emotional as she is detained in front of her mother. On the other side of the country, Sgt. Tom Jenkins of the Las Vegas, NV, Metropolitan Police Department stops a young female behaving suspiciously on the legendary Las Vegas strip. After the female suspect lies to Sgt. Jenkins, she eventually breaks down and admits to working the streets. Another segment features Officer Derek Bishop of the Spokane, WA, Police Department, responding to a call where a female suspect claims to be hitchhiking. Although she was ticketed several weeks before for prostitution, she maintains her innocence. When officers begin to question her credibility, some arresting surprises surface and the suspect attempts to bargain with officers.

Live from New York, it's... Will Forte!



Sketches include "A Holiday Message from the Vice President," "Stuart Little Mouse Removal Kit," "Sbarro," "Appalachian Emergency Room," "Christmastime for the Jews" (cartoon), "Channel 5 Photo Shoot," "Lazy Sunday" (film), "A Very Downer Christmas," "Space War 2148," "Two A-Holes Buying a Christmas Tree," and "Spelling Bee."



Neil Young performed "It's a Dream" and "He Was The King."

Segment #1 - Sean Paul runs into a blind woman who lost her see dog and when Sean tries to help her a guy on a scooter runs into her. A by-stander asks him why she's on the ground and accuses him of knocking her down.



Segment #2 - Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy thinks he's going to be presenting presents to kids of Katrina but when the guy on the train tells him to slow it down the lever gets stuck causing the train to go off its tracks knocking the stage down. They tell him he's ruined Christmas for the kids, they tell him to apologize to them.



Segment #3 - Pretty Ricky's Baby Blue is at a hotel and after they leave the room for awhile they come back to find the room a complete mess. Some of his stuff is missing. The manager calls for the bell-hop who swears he didn't do anything.