Jared's stepfather, Jim 'Big Jim' Tate, is a top weapons designer who likes to splurge his considerable salary on his family. When he's laid off from Wayne-Powers and hard up for work, he starts designing new weapons illegally for foreign governments. In order to steal the plans and parts he needs, he puts an array of untested weapons and his Special Forces training to use and becomes an unstoppable one-man army: Armory.

Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond, Tim Meadows, Chris Parnell, and Molly Shannon!



Sketches include "Newsmen on the Phone," "Hamburger Helper Antibacterial," "Regis' Co-Host Auditions," "Wedding Singers," "7 Degrees Celsius on the Road," "Frat Boy Lesbian Fantasy," "Let's Talk Books," "Collette at Deerfield Academy," "Neil Armstrong: The Ohio Years" (film), and "Another Botched Three-Way."



N*Sync performs "Bye Bye Bye" and "I Thought She Knew."