From Fort Worth, Texas. Police stake-out car thieves, see an alleged drug deal in progress and a man fights with his mother's elderly boyfriend.

Albuquerque, NM - Officer James Badway responds to a 911 hang up call from a known eccentric lady. Officer Michael Riley assists a bicycle officer in the pursuit of a man on another bicycle. Officer Michael Riley goes to a motel where a man was arguing with a woman contemplating prostitution.

Live from New York, it's... Tim Meadows, Horatio Sanz, and Rachel Dratch!



Sketches include "Nightline: Peanuts," "Victoria's Secret," "Ben Loves Mango," "Boston Teens at Donnie's Party," "The All New Adventures of Mr. T" (cartoon), "Fretts' Film Forum," "Fanatic" (film), "Zimmermans Buy a Car," "Sally O'Malley, Police Recruit," "Trilocaine," and "Who Wants to Be Groped by an $11,000-aire?"



Fiona Apple performs "Limp."