(12:09 AM Street Patrol) Deputy James Billinovich talks about people who hate them and Sgt. Eugene Merritt briefs a group. In the car James says he hates thieves, maybe because he had 2 cars stolen in the last 10 years. high speed chase; juveniles steal car; rock throwing attack.

Live from New York, it's... Dana Carvey!



Sketches include: "Balz-Off," "Hollywood Minute," "Deep Thoughts," "The Weight Watchers Meeting," "Wayne's World," "A Message From The President," "Yelling At Your Kids," and "Karaoke Hog."



Chris Isaak performs "Wicked Game" and "Diddley Daddy."