Alton uses time travel to explain the mystery behind cookies with three kinds: the thin, the puffy and the chewy.

Mike has been in Zimbabwe for three weeks, so Paul teaches Caitlin about celibacy. Stuart convinces Angie that he's a biker guy. War on unemployment forces the mayor to work at a burger joint.

So that he can attend the Raging Pussies concert, Kyle calls the police and accuses his parents of "molestering" him. Soon all the children have called the police on their parents and they are the only ones left populating the town. When a couple breaks down while passing through town they find themselves in a town divided, one side Treasure Cove is controlled by Stan and Kyle, the other Smiley Town is controlled by Cartman. Meanwhile, the childrens parents get the help they need to keep them from sexually abusing their children.

Meyer faces his greatest challenge when his surgical career is threatened by illness. Is he capable of operating on eminent surgeon and former teacher Ian Richards? Julie is forced to reassess her priorities when her daughter, Rosie, is taken seriously ill.

The counselor arrives at Ecomoda to change the appearance of the barracks. Betty finds Patricia with Nicolás' cell phone. Patricia yells at Betty, tells her to stay with the company, and quits.