Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice - the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.

For the first time in her life, Dharma gets depressed about her sex life when she discovers that Greg can't make a move in the bedroom without checking his day planner first. Meanwhile, a depressed Greg confides in Pete, who convinces him the only logical explanation for the downturn in his sex life is that Dharma is seeing someone else.

When Spooner Street ends up winning the float contest in the Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out over custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, to raise big money for a new Prada handbag, Meg gets a job at a pancake house, where she pretends that Stewie is her illegitimate crack addicted baby. Child services investigates and soon finds the Griffin home unsuitable for a baby, and take Stewie to a foster home. The residents of Spooner Street declare peace, and decide to rescue Stewie.

Will's former boyfriend, Michael, is back in town and may want to rekindle their relationship. Meanwhile, Karen tries taking her 'career' more seriously and asks Grace for greater responsibilities.

Tonight, actress Kim Delaney promotes her new movie Mission to Mars.

Margarita and Roberto arrive for the Ecomoda meeting, at the same time that Doctor Sanchez and the notary clerk arrive to take inventory at the Ecomoda for the embargo.