Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while Death is incapacitated.

Tonight, actress Marla Sokoloff promotes her new movie Whatever It Takes.

Armando asks Betty if she has a boyfriend, but she denies it. Marcela tells Patricia that she is going to break up with Betty. Patricia confronts the barracks, Marcela intervenes by attacking Betty. Armando asks Bertha if Betty has a boyfriend.