In Texas, the two terrors steal away with the sons of a hippie family for a little tanning-salon action that ends up coloring the kids' opinions of their new houseguests.

The Annual Policemen's Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.

Guest: Sarah Vowell (Author, The Partly Cloudy Patriot)

Segments: Magazine Covers on Mary-Kate Olsen

Senate Republicans on Gay Marriage

Rob Corddry (Former Congressman Tries Raising Funds for Counter-Clinton Library)

NASA Probe Begins Exploration of Saturn