These days we're all looking for ways to make more out of less. Alton Brown's favorite strategy: flatten meats wafer thin and cover them with flavor. New looks at old classics like Chicken Kiev, Turkey Piccata and Carpaccio.

In the swamplands of Louisiana, Paris and Nicole meet their next host family and make a big impression after taking their daughter on a shopping spree; the women get jobs trapping crawfish.

A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his "Half Hour of Power" from the Reno jail.

Guest: Will Ferrell (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Segments: Kerry and Edwards' Appearance Together

Samantha Bee (Anti-Michael Moore Film)