From Albuquerque, New Mexico. Suspicious suspects in an automobile, theft of a cross-dresser's purse and cake is thrown in a woman's face.

High school jock Nelson unwittingly smuggles a glass vial with an unknown green fluid into Gotham, which is seized at customs. In the parking lot, he's attacked by the Stalker, who demands to know the whereabouts of the vial. Batman interferes with Stalker's flight, but is in turn stopped by agent Bennet, who tells him Stalker is helping them track Falseface, an identity-switching mercenary working for Cobra, a secret organization holding Gotham hostage with a horrific chemical weapon. Despite his misgivings, Batman teams up with Stalker to find Falseface and stop Cobra's plans.

Live from New York, it's...Tobey Maguire!



Sketches include "The SNL House Rules," "Celebrity Jeopardy," "Nadeen At Burger Castle," "Inside the Actor's Studio," "The Atteburys' Tennis Lesson," "Stavenhagen's Pawn Shop," "Raspberry Soda and Porn Magazines," "The Flexible Yoga Student," and "West Link."



Sisqo performed "The Thong Song."

Reese becomes so head-over-heels for a girl on the cheerleading squad that he actually decides to join. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy. Francis suffers through a long lecture from Spangler.