Stardate 47879.2 Just before entering the wormhole from the Gamma Quadrant, the Runabout that Major Kira and Doctor Bashir were on suffered a plasma leak. They make it to the other side of the wormhole, but find themselves in a very different place.

Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

Dr. Scratchansniff has a new patient, and to the Warners's horror, it's Elmyra! Luckily, they're eventually able to get rid of her... with a little help from Buttons and Mindy (mostly Mindy).

Skippy goes to a plastic surgery and country club to visit his Aunt Slappy who is getting plastic surgery so she can launch her cartoon comeback and compete with the younger cartoon stars. One of her old nemesis finds out she's there and attempts to botch up her surgery - with little success!