A Houston Police Officer are signaled to join a chase for a car which was involved in a homicide and refuses to stop. Then, a North Las Vegas Police Officer is called in for a domestic call with violence. Lastly, a San Bernardino County Sheriff's Deputy stops a pair of young males who seem to be loitering in a parking lot.

Carly, Sam and Freddie are hired by a car saleman's son to host a contest for a free new car to raise publicity for their lot. The winner, shockingly, is Nevel Papperman. When Freddie and Sam go to retrieve the car for him, the two find out that the owner doesn't have a son and the car did not exist. Carly, being disappointed with the news, starts to question Nevel on how he won the contest. The three find out that Nevel was the one who created the contest and the car, hiring some kid to pretend that he was the lot owner's son to set them up. But iCarly must still provide him with a car. Meanwhile, Spencer buys a prop from a movie online, but finds out that he was simply fooled by a replica, and Carly decides to exploit a loophole, saying that a "Car" is any vehicle that can go over 25 miles per hour for at least three seconds. Using that they give the prop to Nevel as his new car, to keep iCarly from getting shut down by the LCC for fraud. Nevel then tests drives the car, and crashes into a flower shop, and iCarly succeeds in prevention of getting their website shut down.

Evil Queen Milena is in possession of the third and final Box of Orden. To prevent the box from falling into the hands of Darken Rahl and giving him the ultimate power he so desperately craves, Zedd disguises himself as an entertainer in order to infiltrate Milena's castle. With the help of a little slave girl named Rachel, Zedd plots to replace the coveted box with a fake. Meanwhile, Richard and Kahlan learn that Darken Rahl intends to personally retrieve the Box of Orden from the Queen.

A mysterious warrior steals a lock of Crusoe's hair and he later finds out that people are looking for him. Friday has to decide to save Crusoe or himself after he is defeated by three warriors.

A dead schoolgirl-thought to have committed suicide-speaks to her classmates, Becca and Shelby, from beyond the grave. The dead girl reveals that she was in fact murdered, and that she wants her classmates' help in seeking revenge.

Live from New York, it's... Kristen Wiig! Sketches include "ABC News Special," "North American Savings," "Da' Learnin' Train," "Gitmo Clearance Sale," "Aladdin and Jasmine's 10th Anniversary," "A Couple of Homies" (Digital Short), "Gilly," "La Policia Mexicana," "The View," and "Good Excuse!" Fleet Foxes performed "Mykonos" and "Blue Ridge Mountains."