It's their first official date and Dan tries to impress Serena with an elaborate plan for the date, but fails to understand that Serena is happier with beer than champagne. That same night Jenny is invited to the infamous Blair Waldorf sleepover and finds herself in a high stakes game of "Truth or Dare". Meanwhile, Lily finds out that Erik is missing from the treatment center, and she finds herself seeking help from her ex-boyfriend, Rufus.

A mysterious death at the Schatz Funeral Home sends Ned back to Coeurs d'Coeurs again. Chuck holds true to the threat she made in the pilot by baking anti-depressants into her aunts' food--in the form of Ned's pies. Olive delivers one to them and stumbles onto Chuck's secret.

The kids get the opportunity to choose new leaders. Olivia vows to defeat Anjay in the elections, which leads to a heated exchange between them.

A Burka wearing newcomer stirs up a wide range of emotions in Mercy.

Kelly accuses Chuck of being selfish and rude when he turns down a dinner invitation from Ryan. Kelly, trying to rid herself of being uptight after Chuck mentions it, accompanies Montana for a night on the town. Gary has to deal with Marsh when they start carpooling to work.

The congregation at St. Matthew's Episcopal Church, in Prosser, WA, has suggested that the Reverend Jennings invite the Ghost Hunters to come in to examine a number of strange sounds, smells, and sights. Back in New England, TAPS then goes to the Sprague Mansion in Rhode Island, a beautiful building with ghost sightings dating back to 1925.

When home invasions involve the murder of entire families, the BAU is called to Denver to identify the killers who possibly have been abused while in foster care.

When Steph introduces Eddie to yoga and Jeff turns Joy on to tennis, the couples spend more and more time with their friends and less time with each other. The swap seems successful until Jeff's competitive streak emerges and Joy tries to bow out of tennis lessons.

Jaime is sent on an assignment that requires her to rescue an American doctor who is working in Paraguay. While there, she discovers the truth about her life expectancy.

Addison invites her fellow Oceanside Wellness co workers to her house for a get together, but no one RSVPs, the wife of Violet's ex boyfriend visits the wellness center for medical treatment and Violet is none too happy about it. Cooper counsels a young patient who is lovesick, and Sam appears on his first talk show promoting his self help book.

Chef Gordon Ramsay takes on the challenge of helping Dean and his wife out by attempting to turn around the Olde Stone Mill restaurant located in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been renovated in the front of the house, but not in the kitchen when it comes to the horrible food.

The girls are given a lesson on posing with movement by Benny Ninja. After their lesson, the girls must pose while jumping on a trampoline. Later, the girls go head-to-head in a challenge where they must pose while being lifted in the air by an ice skater. Lastly, the girls' photo shoot takes place on the top of a building where they pose as gargoyles.

Is it possible to solve a murder 24 hours before it happens? Mac wonders if the suspect traveled through time to know about the murder in advance.

A bet revolving around Cartman seeing a leprechaun is only the start of trouble when the boys find themselves with the entirety of the world's imagination laid out in front of them. But when a terrorist group attacks Imaginationland, the U.S. Government is eager to find Stan & Kyle.

Tripp sends Nick to a vineyard in Italy to get information about his father's death. Nick decides to bring Lisa along to spend some time with her away from the Darlings but Freddy and Karen are following them everywhere they go. After Leticia admits she was unfaithful to him, Tripp decides to find out if all of his children are really his.

Things get confusing when a man is found dead in his own home. As Crews and Reese interview the neighbors they get all different ideas about the murder. When a homeless man is taken into custody but swears he's innocent, Crews and Reese continue to investigate.

On the first chase, Sean, Josh and the rest of the team follow a cell that doesn't produce, missing the first tornado of the season that hits Tulia, Texas, and destroys the town. A week later weather signs rouse them early one day and they chase for hours but find nothing. Near twilight they find a storm and race to it, but last-minute adjustments cause the TIV to miss interception. Sean is ready to call it a day when Josh spots another storm near their location. It's too dark to shoot IMAX footage but the TIV team conducts a successful intercept and the scientists are thrilled with the data. But the season has only just begun.

A fighter receives tragic news from home; Mac blasts Bowman's martial arts skills; and Team Serra strives for a fourth straight win.

Coming Soon...

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

Tonight, actor and star of the new movie Rendition, Jake Gyllenhaal.



Jon begins tonight's show reporting on the recent Larry Craig interview and the R.Kelly impersonator stops by again to offer his musical perspective on the matter.



Finally, Samantha Bee reports on how celebrities handle exhaustion and drug abuse at high class drug rehab clinics in a segment called "A-Listless".

Tonight Stephen welcomes chess master and author of How Life Imitates Chess: Making the Right Moves, from the Board to the Boardroom, Garry Kasparov.

Jasmine exposes Steph's incompetence whilst dealing with a vulnerable child. Matt holds auditions for the school's musical production.

When a client, who is also her accountant, asks her to experiment with S&M, even Belle's eyes are opened!
Hannah's best friend, Ben, suddenly springs on her the fact that he is getting married.

Irish actor Gabriel Byrne drops in for a chat - find out what he did before he took to the stage. From the bar-room to the ballroom - Letitia spills the beans about Strictly Come Dancing. Backstreet's back - the 90s teen idols perform their new single.