Blair gets excited when her mother, Eleanor, chooses her to be the new face of her clothing line. However, Blair's happiness turns quickly into feelings of betrayal and jealousy when Serena takes her spotlight and Blair finds herself back in Serena's shadow. Meanwhile, Serena and Dan remember once again that they come from two very different worlds. Also, Nate and Chuck do a boys weekend to blow off steam after Ivy Week ends.

Ned sees his power as both a gift and a curse, and it's illustrated with flashbacks to Ned's childhood which include dissecting frogs in school.



In the present, Ned, Emerson and Chuck visit the morgue to inspect the body of a victim of a car accident. It's a 45 year-old man who specialized in automobile safety. The police are offering a reward to anyone who can find the killer, and Emerson wants answers in order to get the reward.

The Town Council is faced with a dilemma when the topic of religion arises. Their suggestion of having one religious ceremony to accommodate all faiths ruffles some feathers.

Amaar and Rayyan become co-hosts of a public access Islam themed show.

Knowing his former colleagues will see the broadcast, Chuck tries to manipulate Kelly so he can cover the lead story.

The Gibbons family, in Seattle, WA, ask TAPS to investigate their home. The whole family has been having seemingly paranormal experiences ever since their orphaned niece has come to live with them. The family wants to find out what is going on, and whether the ghostly presence might be the girl's lost mother trying to make contact.

The BAU travels to Portland to assist local authorities in investigating the disappearances of people who are new to the city and have no strong social ties. All the clues lead to a psychiatrist who may be using his patients' worst fears to murder them.

Steph decides that she wants to watch an adult video with Jeff, who has never seen one, so he asks his colleagues at school for advice. That's how Eddie gets into trouble with Joy, who is in no mood for nonsense following a disastrous visit to the gym.

Jaime's new mission entails the protecting of a contractor's daughter. At the same time, she ponders whether or not to help Sarah move past her personal demons.

Addison and Pete treat a recently married couple who are having sexual problems. Cooper is trying to figure out why four siblings are all suffering from the same mysterious illness. Maya tells Naomi she's been hoping her and Sam would divorce since she was in the third grade. Meanwhile, Violet is trying to convince a patient to leave her husband, even though she is having trouble letting go of her ex-boyfriend who is now married.

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Seascape, a mother and son run restaurant located in Islip, NY. Ramsay must work together with a hard-headed chef, along with an inexperienced owner, to make some much needed changes to bring the customers back and to save the mother and son relationship.

The girls get makeovers! Tyra takes the models to a Beverly Hills salon and one is forced to go bald, which nearly drives her to the breaking point. Later, the girls compete in a runway challenge and have a jungle photo shoot. In the end, the judges eliminate one girl.

After a series of heists in the city (one including Det. Chief Sinclair's house) one of the "super spies" involved is robbed of his life. The team works to solve the robberies and the murder, as both are obviously connected.

Randy Marsh becomes a local hero in South Park after the guys at the bar see the size of his latest crap. After some talking with the guys, Randy believes he could be a contender for the World Record. But is there someone else who wants it more?

Nick tries to fix things when the Darlings are blackmailed over a sex tape starring a family member. Patrick is upset over being forced to end things with Carmelita. Brian's wife gets suspicious over the Swedish orphan he brought home. Jeremy tries to keep it quiet about him and Natalie, but when they all show up at a fundraiser for Patrick things get out of control.

When a husband and wife are victims of a carjacking the wife is murdered. Crews and Reese become suspicious of the husband when he refuses to identify the suspect and they have to let him go free. Crews goes to see the detective that handled his case.

After Billy's loss, Hughes takes out his anger on his team. One of the fighters threatens the production crew and Dana has to decide whether to kick him off the show.

Coming Soon...

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

Tonight, the wife of Vice President Dick Cheney and author of Blue Skies, No Fences: A Memoir of Childhood and Family, Lynne Cheney.



Jon begins with another rendition of "Clusterf@#k to the White House" as the the Republicans debate the state of the U.S. economy. The highlights of the debate: Fred Thompsons lackluster debut, the Romney/Giuliani tax cut fight, GOPtimism, and some Hillary Clinton bashing.



Finally, another fascinating and fun Dicktoid in a segment called "You Don't Know Richard Cheney". Since his wife is appearing on the show, Jon gave us some lighter unknown facts about Mr. Cheney such as the fact that he is a loving grandfather, he loves his two labrador retrievers Jackson & Dave, and he played a halfback on his high school football team.

Tonight Stephen welcomes former NATO supreme commander in Europe and author of A Time to Lead: For Duty, Honor and Country, Gen. Wesley Clark.

New staff members join the team as the school opens for a new year. Jack faces a crisis when the staff threaten to go on strike. Chlo and Donte look forward to walking down the isle.

One of Belle's favourite clients has booked her for the entire night. However she feels bored when her client falls asleep and searches for a new adventure.

Graham Norton presents a talk show focusing on people, trends, stories and celebrity culture. Joining Graham in the studio are rocker Courtney Love, pop impresario Louis Walsh and singer Katie Melua.