Rachel finds out about Ross's secret love for her. But yet another surprise awaits her.

Jerry and George play in a celebrity softball game and people think that they purposely injured Bette Midler after George accidentally slides into her at home plate. Kramer becomes friends with Bette Midler while she is in the hospital. Elaine thinks that a manicurist is talking bad about her in her native tongue and has George's father translate for her. Later, Elaine lands a job with the J. Peterman catalog.

Season Finale. Carter faces his last day in the hospital, harshly grading Benton on an evaluation report. He later rescinds the report after finding he received the surgical sub-internship. Carol faces wedding day jitters, culminating in Tag deciding to call off the wedding. Chloe disappears again, abandoning little Susie with Susan. Dr. Swift changes his mind and decides to support Mark. Jake visits Doug.

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Germaine Greer; Paul Merton & Fred Macaulay