Unaware of Ross's one-night stand with another woman, Rachel visits him to declare her undying love.

Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and she uses it before he can tell her about it. Not wanting to tell her the truth, Jerry tries to sterilize her mouth and refuses to kiss her. Once he finally tells her, she drops something of his in the toilet and won't tell him what it is, sending Jerry into a frenzy. Meanwhile, Kramer adopts a highway and spends his time keeping it spotless. He starts to think that the lanes are too narrow, so he covers the current lines with black paint. Elaine tries to order Chinese, but the restaurant won't deliver to her side of the street so she finds another way to get the food.

Mark tries to get a congestive heart failure patient with Down's Syndrome on to a heart transplant list. Carter disagrees with a diagnosis by Anspaugh. Carol agonizes over whether to take the MCAT. Jad Houston turns 18 and requests that Doug take him off the respirator which has been keeping him alive. Greg and Jeanie agree to continue seeing each other.

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Kryten finds a lobster scuttling around the cargo hold and cooks an elaborate feast for the crew as it is the anniversary of when he was rescued from the Nova 5. The rest of the crew however have prepared to enter a virtual reality world of Jane Austen, where Kochanski hopes to teach them a little culture. Kryten is extremely upset that they left without touching his feast and enters the VR world, blowing up the characters of the game with a tank and ordering the crew to supper. Kryten seems to calm down as they tuck into the lobster but Lister asks for a little ketchup to 'pep it up' and Kryten blows his top. Literally. They replace his head but the rage still flows through him and they eventually run out of spare heads. They go aboard a derelict ship and find some heads but they dont have their primers installed. The crew realise that it is a simulant ship and hightail it, but they cannot leave without the heads so they dress up as GELFs and make a deal with the simulant captain.

A boxer dies in the ring and Sam has to investigate his death. She discovers that he had fight before he went into the ring and that that fight indirectly caused his death.

The manager of the boxer is found dead in her home, she has been shot. It looks like suicide but Sam suspects that it is murder.

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