SG-9 is missing. General Hammond sends SG-1 to go look for them, and they find them. The only problem is that the leader of SG-9 thinks he's a god and is now ruling that planet.

A housefly irritates Beavis and Butt-head while they are trying to watch television. At first they just try to swat it, but Butt-head realizes a more effective weapon may be necessary to kill it. Pretty soon, the house resembles a war zone.

Beavis and Butt-head follow Todd to find out what makes him so cool. Todd goes to a party and gets smashed, and is willing to divulge the secrets of his coolness to the boys after he throws up.