Tommy takes one step forward by convincing Janet to leave Roger but two steps backward when she stumbles onto his latest fling. The boys convince Sean to date a woman but neglect to tell him that she is actually a he. Franco discovers he can't shake his newfound fatherly instincts.

Jones and Garcia go undercover as hippies on a stakeout.

Guest: Ed Gillespie (Chairman, Republican National Committee)

Segments: RNC Protesters Not Allowed in Central Park

Samantha Bee (Man with Broken Sewage Line Takes Dump in City Hall Everyday in Protest)

Back in Black (New York City Prepares For The RNC)