Join Host and cowpoke Gerald P Hobbs (Alton Brown) and his sidekick Rusty as they rustle up a good, honest bowl of red. Along the way, they'll ponder the chili mythology, grind up their own chili powder (that's chili with an "i") and do some serious work under pressure.

Tommy comes to terms with the reality of his broken family as a result of a shocking experience with his father. When a freak accident occurs, Franco must make a life-changing decision, and Chief Reilly is forced to expose a family secret in order to save his career.

After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.

Guest: Burt Reynolds (Without A Paddle)

Segments: George W & Laura Bush Attacks Stem Cell Research Proponents

Ed Helms (Arizona State Legislator Wants To Allow Guns In Bars) (repeat from May 12, 2004)

Archaeologists Believe They Have Excavated The Site Of Baptisms Performed by John The Baptist