The humble wonton skin may look exotic but it's also the most versatile pasta you can invite into your kitchen. Join Alton Brown as he stuffs and folds and fries and steams and bakes up a mess of good eats out of this Chinese restaurant standard.

Tommy decides to make life a living hell for his wife's new boyfriend by wreaking havoc on his business and finances. Meanwhile, Chief Reilly faces possible suspension as the result of an altercation with a fellow firefighter and Lou decides to share his poetry.

Paris and Nicole continue on their cross-country journey to their next stop in Texas, the Click Ranch. The girls give the father, Bob, some tips on how to be more romantic with his wife. Meanwhile, they get jobs at the local sheriff's station, where their wild antics lead their boss to give them the right to remain silent.

Before finally heading home to Beverly Hills, Paris and Nicole make their last stop at a Texas ranch, where they work on a cattle drive. But when the girls discover the herd is going to be slaughtered, they take matters into their own hands.

When the Lt. Governor's brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.

Guest: Aaron Eckhart (Suspect Zero)

Segments: Bush and Kerry Both in Davenport, Iowa ...And Three Banks Get Robbed!

Oil Hits Record Price

SEC Fines Halliburton, Cheney Not Implicated

Cheney Blames Kerry and Edwards for National Energy Policy Not Passing Senate

RNC Required Audience Members in Cheney Rally To Sign Oath of Loyalty to Bush-Cheney '04 Before Being Allowed In

Mark Your Calendar w Samantha Bee (Signing of DoI & Voting Rights Act; Fall of Rome, Aztecs & Inkas; State Fairs; RNC; Burning Man Festival)