Sabrina's creative writing assignments aren't going well until she accidentally uses Hilda's magic typewriter to plot out a James Bond parody using her friends and foes as character models.

A boy manages to get inside the SGC. He says that he is there to warn them about a new threat: the Reetou, an invisible race that is an enemy to the Goa'uld and thinks that the best way to defeat the Goa'uld is to kill all the potential hosts... and humans are next on the list!

An excavation of Fossils ends in trouble when Team Rocket blows a chunk.

Thinks between Eve and Marius are awkward as the trust tries one last attempt at an out-of-court settlement as George has got herself a job interview at Broadway General.