While hosting a backyard barbecue, Ned Flanders announces that he is going to open The Leftorium, a new store in the mall that will cater to the needs of left-handers in Springfield. Homer scoffs at the idea, secretly wishing for Ned to fail, and to his delight, his wish starts to come true.

Carla is reluctant to accept the crystal ball passed to her by the retiring psychic, Madame Lazora.

A young woman, due to be married soon, loses two fingers and ends up in casualty. Beth's worried about the negligence case and seeks advice from Julian. Duffy's love life may be going well but her relationship with Kelly is definitely on the rocks. Beth has to deal with a woman whose faking illness and calls on Trish for help. Two brothers are at odds over their failing business when one's injured and ends up in casualty. Three teenagers learn the hard way that joy-riding doesn't live up to its name. One's killed, one's seriously injured and the other's in a state of shock. A man found by police with a head wound is later suspected of killing a pawn broker.

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & David Thomas; Paul Merton & Sandi Toksvig