Bart, fed up with Homer's neglect, joins the Big Brother program posing as an abandoned child so he can hang out with a better father figure. Homer finds out about Bart's cool, new friend, Tom, and exacts his revenge by donating his time as a big brother to a real orphan named Pepi.

Carla's daughter insists on having her father walk her down the aisle, despite Carla's objections.

George and Jerry try to keep their TV series alive but run into problems when they can't figure out what to do with the Elaine character. Then George is caught staring at one of the executive's daughter's cleavage, threatening the entire series. Meanwhile, Jerry runs into an old girlfriend who wants and talks about Elaine's shoes.