Ray finally finds the woman of his dreams only to find out she's an illegal arms dealer.

Monica and Phoebe see a hot guy on the street, but when they try to get his attention, he gets hit by a vehicle and falls into a coma. They both visit him in the hospital and fantasize about what kind of boyfriend he'd be, and compete for him, even though he's still in the coma. Chandler's mom, a famous romance novelist, comes to visit after a guest spot on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Mrs. Bing kisses Ross, and Joey sees it.

Jerry dates a woman, but he likes her roommate more than her. George and Jerry try to come up with a plan of how Jerry can pull off a roommate switch. Meanwhile, George thinks his girlfriend is bulimic and Kramer decides it's time to start using his first name.

Carter fumbles his first opportunity to observe a surgery. Susan's nemesis, Dr. Kayson, makes her New Year's Day decidedly unpleasant. Chloe announces she's moving to Texas with her boyfriend. Peter and his sister try to sort out care for their ailing mother.

Beavis and Butt-head go to Stewart's house, and stumble upon a couple of robbers posing as movers. They have fun destroying Stuart's family's possessions.