We begin with Bart and Lisa heading to school. Bart is bored in class, so he forges a note from Marge to cut class and goes to see "Boobarama." Meanwhile, Skinner is trying to track him down after becoming suspicious of the note. Bart narrowly escapes his grasp by stowing away in Quimby's nephew's car. At a Quimby party, the nephew gets in an argument with a waiter. Bart witnesses the waiter clumsily injuring himself. No one else sees it, so the waiter claims Quimby's nephew assaulted him. The trial is a media event, but Bart cannot come forward or Skinner will give him detention. The jury consists of Homer, Skinner, Apu, et cetera. Homer is an incompetant juror and wants to be sequestered at the city's nicest hotel. After watching "MacArnagle," Bart decides to come forward to the Judge. Bart's testimony frees the innocent Quimby, but gets him four months of detention.

Both Niles and Frasier decide to write a book on psychiatry together. When they find out their deadline for the first few chapters is only a day away, and they haven't even started, they call for desperate measures and decide to lock themselves in a hotel room until at least the first few chapters are complete. Being locked in a hotel room is not an easy task, especially with your brother. As Niles and Frasier begin to argue due to the frusteration of not getting anything done, all hell breaks loose.

George goes to a party at his girlfriend's apartment, then flees the building after seeing a fire, pushing his girlfriend's son out of the way in the process. Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers, which bothers her, and Jerry plots revenge on the co-worker after she heckles him during one of his routines.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the movie theater and are reunited with Lolita and Tanqueray. The ladies trick the boys into waiting outside the theater for a date, and not even two hours of sitting in a rainstorm will discourage the boys from the possibility of scoring.