The hunt for the Last Comic Standing continues with auditions. French Stewart and Josh Gomez scout for talent in San Francisco, while Dave Foley and Richard Kind scout for talent just north of the border in Toronto.

Over 200 dancers have made it to the Las Vegas Callbacks. They will perform various types of choreography and be judged by a panel of six judges to determine who will be in the Top 20. The panel consists of Nigel Lithgoe, Mary Murphy, Mia Michaels, Debbie Allen and husband and wife hip hop choreographers, Napoleon and Tabitha. The top 10 men and the top 10 women are chosen.

On a slow news day, a bank robbery unfolds in Pittsburgh. The perp calls for Chuck Darling to negotiate his release. Kelly regrets what she said to Chuck before he left the station.

Susan and Bruce Miller move their family to a wealthy Chicago community as America celebrates its bicentennial. As neighbors welcome them to the neighborhood, the Millers soon discover that there is a sexual revolution going on and the question is, do they join in or keep to themselves.

On the lam from the authorities, four criminals find themselves held up at a decrepit fort inhabited by three alluring women who hold a deadly secret.

While Dangle recuperates in hospital from an overly long tanning session, the fellow officers visit him and make ample use of his incapacitation to share their feelings and thoughts.

Tonight, actor and comedian Adam Sandler talks about his new movie You Don't Mess with the Zohan.



Jon begins the show reporting on Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain talking to AIPAC, a pro-Israel lobby group in a segment called "Indecision 5768".



Finally, Senior Women's Issues Commentator Kristen Schaal talks about sexism in the media against Clinton.

Tonight Stephen welcomes conservative political commentator and author of Churchill, Hitler, and "The Unnecessary War": How Britain Lost Its Empire and the West Lost the World, Pat Buchanan

The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jeremy Clarkson, and guest panellists Kate Silverton and Ian McMillan.

Mark discovers the world of on line gaming. Jeremy joins a cult. Sophie and Mark sort out their marriage annulment.