Cops Season 18, Episode 28
Airs: 12:00am - 12:30am on SPIKE
Officer Derrick Pendergrass of the Chattanooga, TN, Police Department responds to a call where a bleeding woman has passed out on the sidewalk. At the scene, it becomes obvious that the woman is extremely intoxicated and cannot recall anything. When the woman refuses to sit still, she attempts to bite Officer Pendergrass.
In another segment, when Deputy Heather Savage of the Martin County, FL, Sheriff's Office spots a woman walking down a strip of highway known for heavy drug and prostitution activity, she stops her for questioning. The woman claims that although she has been arrested in the past for prostitution-related crimes, she was only on the way to cash her welfare check. A routine search of the woman's possessions turns up crack cocaine, and after being detained, the woman reveals that she has a crack pipe in the crotch of her underpants.
Airs: 3:30am - 5:00am on NBC
Live from New York, its... Will Forte!
Sketches include "Bill Frist's Gas Plan," "Wheel of Fortune," "Kaitlin and the Iguana," "Ariell & Ephraim" (film), "Ma!," "Claremont Yoga Center," "Colin's Place," and "Country Club Tennis."
Red Hot Chili Peppers performed "Dani California" and "Give It Away."
Top Gear Season 8, Episode 1
Airs: 7:00pm - 8:00pm on BBC One
They're back and it's business as usual with Jeremy testing Sweden's entry in the supercar market, the Koenigsegg CCX and Stig doing his best to kill himself in it. James drives the new Honda Civic and Richard is relegated to driving a most embarrassing convertible: the Nissan micra C+C - a pink Nissan micra C+C.
The Renault Espace is turned into the world's first convertible people carrier by having its roof sawn off, a car wash catches fire and Top Gear Dog makes a dbut appearance.
Finally, the new Reasonably Priced Car - a Chevrolet Lacetti gets its baptism of fire in a mnage sept.