President Obama pays a visit but a hidden clause in the new health-care law means Woody and Steve have be sewn together to share a liver after Woody is shot.
Woody is furious when he is denied access to an exclusive country club, but Denzel is accepted as a member. Malloy refuses to have his anal glands expressed.
Ethel and Connie battle it out to try at the Miss National Park beauty pageant. Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome after they find out that they are dating the same woman.
Denzel marries Woody's mother; Connie has an unhealthy obsession with "Wheel of Fortune" host Pat Sajak.
Denzel helps Steve launch a career as a gay country music star; a granted wish turns Malloy into a full-size bear.
The Secretary of the Interior visits Brickleberry and demotes Woody; Denzel becomes a new man after he gives up smoking weed.
While she is drunk, Ethel sleeps with Steve and gets pregnant; the rangers get committed to a mental hospital.
When hypnosis on Steve goes horribly wrong, he starts acting like a swashbuckling pirate; Connie and Denzel get stranded on a lesbian island paradise.
Woody befriends a corrupt mayor and loses the park to him in a poker bet, and Malloy must breed with an unattractive bear to continue his species.
Ethelends up feeling threatened by an attractive new female ranger; Denzel is transferred to a remote fire tower.
Steve realizes his dream of becoming a police officer, and Woody attracts international attention when he develops a hemorrhoid that looks like Jesus.
Woody transforms the park into a Native American style summer camp.
Woody attempts to make the hugest carbon footprint ever. Ethel attempts to counteract Woody's behavior.