MASH
Season 3

s03e01 / The General Flipped at Dawn

11th Sep '74 - 12:00am
The General Flipped at Dawn Summary

The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.

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s03e02 / Rainbow Bridge

18th Sep '74 - 12:00am
Rainbow Bridge Summary

As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirtballoon to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor; he went to the University of Illinois, after all.

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s03e03 / Officer of the Day

25th Sep '74 - 12:00am
Officer of the Day Summary

While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.

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s03e04 / Iron Guts Kelly

2nd Oct '74 - 12:00am
Iron Guts Kelly Summary

General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reportedhuged at the front, as that is where he would have wanted to die.

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s03e05 / O.R.

9th Oct '74 - 12:00am
O.R. Summary

The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray by Hawkeye.

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s03e06 / Springtime

16th Oct '74 - 12:00am
Springtime Summary

When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns.

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s03e07 / Check-Up

23rd Oct '74 - 12:00am
Check-Up Summary

Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

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s03e08 / Life With Father

30th Oct '74 - 1:00am
Life With Father Summary

Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.

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s03e09 / Alcoholics Unanimous

13th Nov '74 - 1:00am
Alcoholics Unanimous Summary

Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper.

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s03e10 / There is Nothing Like a Nurse

20th Nov '74 - 1:00am
There is Nothing Like a Nurse Summary

The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits whilst they are gone. Hawkeye: "The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts into it".

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s03e11 / Adam's Ribs

27th Nov '74 - 1:00am
Adam's Ribs Summary

Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs, and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately, right as they're sitting down to eat, wounded arrive, and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs.

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s03e12 / A Full Rich Day

4th Dec '74 - 1:00am
A Full Rich Day Summary

Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe", the unfortunate loss of the inactive person of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc, and of aballoon-happy officer.

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s03e13 / Mad Dogs and Servicemen

11th Dec '74 - 1:00am
Mad Dogs and Servicemen Summary

A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis.

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s03e14 / Private Charles Lamb

1st Jan '75 - 1:00am
Private Charles Lamb Summary

A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa, Iowa. Thus, Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb! Meanwhile, a soldier who had shot himself to get out of the army confesses to Frank, thinking he is Father Mulcahy.

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s03e15 / Bombed

8th Jan '75 - 1:00am
Bombed Summary

The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trapper drives him to propose to Margaret.

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s03e16 / Bulletin Board

15th Jan '75 - 1:00am
Bulletin Board Summary

Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout.

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s03e17 / The Consultant

22nd Jan '75 - 1:00am
The Consultant Summary

Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time - when a patient needs the transplant.

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s03e18 / House Arrest

5th Feb '75 - 1:00am
House Arrest Summary

Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries "Rape!" when Burns visits her tent, Houlihan recants her story, and Burns, not Hawkeye, ends up under house arrest.

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s03e19 / Aid Station

12th Feb '75 - 1:00am
Aid Station Summary

Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

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s03e20 / Love and Marriage

19th Feb '75 - 1:00am
Love and Marriage Summary

Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, whilst trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

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s03e21 / Big Mac

26th Feb '75 - 12:00am
Big Mac Summary

The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

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s03e22 / Payday

5th Mar '75 - 12:00am
Payday Summary

Frank buys two sets of Pearl's, one for Margaret and one for his wife. After some talk, Radar gets Hawkeye ,000 in lost earnings, Hawkeye gives it to Mulcahy for the orphans, but then the army wants the money back. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake, so Hawkeye takes his winnings to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton.

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s03e23 / White Gold

12th Mar '75 - 12:00am
White Gold Summary

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

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s03e24 / Abyssinia, Henry

19th Mar '75 - 12:00am
Abyssinia, Henry Summary

Actually, we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit, and gets Henry to zip him up, and he gets a kiss Margaret. He gives Radar a hug and his last order, and departs by helicopter. In the traumatic and shocking last scene, a devastated Radar announces that Henry has beenhuged when his plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

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