Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond!



Sketches include: "Cheney Rides A Missile a la 'Dr. Strangelove'," "NRA I: The AFLAC Duck," "Brian Fellow's Safari Planet," "NRA II: Carrot Top," "Boston Teens' Springsteen Concert," "Nutri-Quick," "Hannibal Lecter Goes To Michigan State," "The Real Matt Damon," "Versace Pockets," "The Smurfette Show" (cartoon), "The Sex Robot," "Dr. Phil," and "The War On Iraq."



Bruce Springsteen performs "Lonesome Day" and "You're Missing."

Live from New York, it's... Chris Parnell!



Sketches include: "A Message From Bush and Cheney," "Swiffer Sleepers," "Safety Police," "Trans-American Airlines," "Singing Dentist," "Corona," "Making the Video: 'Dirrty'," "Arli$$ DVD/Backstage," "A Man and His Woman," "Merv the Perv at a Sexual Harrassment Seminar," "Saddam Look-Alikes," and "Blame Saddam."



Faith Hill performed "Cry" and "Free."

Live from New York, it's... Horatio Sanz!



Sketches include "Iraqi State Television," "Hardball," "The Gillian Woodward Story," "Wake Up Wakefield," "Meet the Press," "Top O' The Morning," "McCain Sings Striesand," and "My Big Thick Novel."



The White Stripes performed "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" and "We Are Going To Be Friends."

Live from New York (pre-recorded), it's... Darrell Hammond!



Sketches Include: "Giuliani's Endorsements," "The Bachelor," "Crazy Board Game Player," "Talarico For Congress," "Frankel For Congress," "CNN American Morning," "Negative Campaign Ads," "The Bullhorn," "Verizon," "Joey Mack," "John Hancock's Life Insurance," "Reggie's Stories," and "Jackass: The Musical."



Jay-Z performed "Guns 'n Roses" (featuring Lenny Kravitz) and "'03 Bonnie and Clyde" (featuring Beyonce).

Live from New York, it's... Chris Parnell!



Sketches include "A Message from the President of the United States," "Swiffer Sweepers," "Bloder Brothers," "CBS News: Student Council Elections," "Sadistic Bikini Waxer," "Ferey Muhtar Talk Show," "Losin' the LB's with Missy Elliott," "The Falconer," "Pier 1 Imports," "Goodwin Attorney-at-Law," and "Community Accents."



Eve performed "Gangsta Lovin'" and "Satisfaction."

Live from New York, it's... Adam Sandler!



Sketches include "The Hanukkah Song," "Welcome Back, Potter," "The Leather Man," "Donahue," "Jarrett's Room," "C-SPAN: Burrell's Statement," "Tennis Talk," "Astronaut Jones," "The Religtables" (cartoon), "My Big Thick Novel," and "The Girl With No Gaydar."



Nelly performed "Dilemma" (featuring Kelly Rowland) and "Hot In Herre."

Live from New York, it's...Robert DeNiro!



Sketches include, "C-SPAN: Terrorist Warnings," "McDonald's Big N' Tasty," "Thomas Jefferson & Sally Hemmings," "Peter Pan Rehearsals," "A Department Store Santa and His Wife," "U.N. Weapons Inspectors," "Judge Horace," "A Very Special Versace Hanukkah," "Violent Car Salesman," "Father Story Time," and "Radioactive Bear."



Norah Jones performed "Don't Know Why" and "Come Away With Me."

Live from New York, it's...Tipper Gore!



Sketches include: "The Kissing Gores," "Hardball," "Fiesta Politica," "Gore Goes Inside 'The West Wing'" (film)," Jarrett's Room," "Daily Affirmation," "Willy Wonka's Accountant," "A Charlie Brown Christmas 2002" (cartoon), "Last Call," and "The SNL Christmas Song."



Phish performed "46 Days" and "Chalk Dust Torture."

Live from New York, it's... the voices of Maya Rudolph and Horatio Sanz!



Sketches include: "A Message From Kim Jong-Il," "Joe Hetero," "Brian Fellow's Safari Planet," "Access Hollywood: Diana Ross' Arrest," "Joe Caucasian," "Career Day," "Star Dates: Gary Busey," "Joe Not-A-Rapist," "Crazy Fish Tank Repairmen," "Charlie Rose and Donald Rumsfeld," "The Terry Funck Hour," and "Stripper Pole."



Avril Lavigne performed "I'm With You" and "Complicated."

Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond!



Sketches include: "CNN: These Boots Are Made For Walkin'," "Live With Regis & Kelly," "Fun Friends Club," "The Falconer," "Global Century Investments," "Hannibal's Brain Restaurant," "The Hangman," "Top O' The Morning," and "The Rialto Grande."



The Donnas performed "Take It Off" and "Who Invited You?".

Live from New York, it's... the voices of Chris Parnell and Maya Rudolph!



Sketches include "United Nations Debate Lunch," "Idiot Blind Date," "Nutri-Quick," "Jarret's Room," "War Protest," "Club Traxx," "Violent Office Stories," "Second Time Around," and "McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili."



The Dixie Chicks perform "Travelin' Soldier" and "Sin Wagon."

Live from New York, it's... Chris Parnell!



Sketches include "President Bush Address," "Clappin'," "When the Lights Come Up," "Wake-Up Wakefield," "Osama and Saddam," "Invitation to Love," "Twin Date," "Michael Jackson in a Tree," "Super Wal-Mart," and "My Big Thick Novel."



Beck performs "Lost Cause" and "Guess I'm Doing Fine."

Live from New York... it's Christopher Walken!



Sketches include "Hardball," "Pranksters," "The Continental," "Bad Raft Captain," "African American Archives," "Welcome Home Colonel Angus," "Lovers in a Cabin," and "The Rialto Grande."



Foo Fighters performed "All My Life" and "Times Like These (One-Way Motorway)" with Jim Carrey playing his leg like a guitar.

Live from New York, it's... the voice of Chris Parnell!



Sketches include "60 Minutes: Clinton & Dole," "BET's 106 and Park Top 10 Live," "Live with Regis and Kelly," "Who Farted?," "Where Are They Now: The Cherylettes," "FOX's I'm a Celebrity... Who Farted?," "Give Up The Ham," "The X-Presidents" (cartoon), "A&E's Profiles in Jazz," "Don's Apothecary," and "Horatio Sanz's Mr. Rogers Tribute."



Ms. Dynamite sings: "Dy-Na-Mi-Tee!"

Live from New York, it's... Chris Parnell!



Sketches include "Bush Press Conference," "Top O' The Morning," " Are You Hot? Cartoon Edition" (cartoon), "Versace Oscar Fashion Preview," "Husband In A Box," "Vote for Frida, Not Chicago," "Seduction Class," "Vote Frida to Fight Terrorism," "Channel 5 Late Night Movie: King Kong, the Director's Cut," and "Chicago's Rebuttal."



Christina Aguilera performed "Beautiful" and "Fighter."

Live from New York, it's... Chris Parnell!



Sketches include "The Situation in Iraq," "Boston Teens At Fenway Park," "Brain Busters," "Hot Sauce Carrying Purse," "The Pianist," "The Four Stooges," "The Smoking Ban," "Second Time Around," "Saddam's Briefing," and "Don Banks' Kings of 'Comedy' Suits."



Good Charlotte performs "Anthem" and "Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous."

Live from New York, it's... Horatio Sanz!



Sketches include," Message From Saddam," "What's The Rush?," "Wake Up Wakefield!," "The Rialto Grande," "CNN," "Phone Booth," "Access Hollywood," "Club Traxx," "Uday Hussein For President."



Zwan performed "Lyric" and "Settle Down."

Live from New York, it's...Chris Parnell!



Sketches include: "USS Abraham Lincoln," "Count Chocula Silver," "Jarret's Room," "Madonna: An American Life", "Plagiarism Class", "The Falconer vs. The Muskrateer," "No 'Punking' Backstage," "Politics Today," "50's Ent.," and "Global Century Investments."



50 Cent performed "In Da Club" (with G-Unit) and "21 Questions" (with G-Unit and Nate Dogg).

Live from New York, it's... Maya Rudolph!



Sketches include,"American Idol," "Brian Fellow's Safari Planet," "The Self-Obsessed Man," "Live With Regis & Kelly," "Saddam & Osama" (cartoon), "Lensmasters," "Ballroom Dance For Beginners," and "Velvet Productions."



Sean Paul performed "Get Busy" and Wayne Wonder performed "No Letting Go."

Live from New York, it's Darrell Hammond!



Sketches include "Hardball," "Top O'The Morning," The Rialto Grande," "Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog in the World" (cartoon), "The Falconer," "Donatella Versace's Backyard Barbecue," "La Cuisina Canina," "Astronaut Jones," and "Dr. Deacon's Haunch Crack Powder."



Beyonce performs "Crazy In Love" (with Jay-Z) and "Dangerously In Love."