Sarah discovers that the community group she recently joined is a radical anti-abortion group intent on bombing the clinic where Laura volunteers. Meanwhile, a Dungeons & Dragons game interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a day date.

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the meantime, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Shoplift Shelley figurine. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

Sarah smokes pot for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail that begs her to take her rambling stoned thoughts seriously.

Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.

Briefly thinking that she might be psychic, Sarah soon realizes instead that her friends are just boring and predictable. Steve doesn't notice how big his pot-tits are getting until he slams a window on them.

Sarah runs over a man with her car thinking that it's Osama bin Laden. When it turns out not to be bin Laden, she is publicly shamed, and starts a campaign to ensure that nobody forgets the tragedy of 9-11. Steve's misunderstanding creates a disaster at a local massage parlor.

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

After thinking that she was just bloated, Sarah finally realizes that she's been pregnant for 9 months. Steve and Brian hurt their backs.

Sarah reconnects with her father when she discovers he is not dead. Meanwhile Brian spends an absurd amount of money on a DVD and tries to justify his purchase by watching it over and over.

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.