Laura purposely misinforms Sarah that she was born with both male and female genitals. Meanwhile, Steve and Brian are hunted by a ghost.

After Sarah's brunch is interrupted by a children's book reading, she decides to show everyone how easy it is to make children's books and television. Meanwhile, Brain and Steven are informed that their genitals have an unpleasant odor.

Sarah sues the film Home Alone for prompting her tohug her new neighbor. Meanwhile, Brian tries to get even with a bird that keeps crapping on his head.

Sarah amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in mayoral candidate whom she calls 'May Kadoody'.

Sarah's childhood imaginary friend Troy draws her into a life of sex and drugs. Meanwhile, Steven writes a song mocking Brian after he refuses to let Steve play in his band.

When Sarah wrongfully begins to believe she is mentally retarded, she becomes determined to use her disability to inspire people. Meanwhile, Brain and Steven switch bodies when they bump heads trying to pick up a magical dragon phone.

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces the fans they don't actually like jam band music, they are just tripping.

Sarah narrates, the story of Steve creating a baby robot, for Brian and he to care for. Meanwhile, Laura and Jay discuss their sexual interest with each other.

Sarah repeatedly gets into pedophiles' vans and discovers that it's the vans that are making the drivers creepy. Brian and Steve argue about whose turn it is to do the laundry after both are sprayed by a skunk.

Sarah deals with various issues through scripted scenes and song.