A female employee is hired at the plant. She has an attraction for Homer and Homer must fight his equal attraction for her. In the mean time, Bart becomes an outcast and makes friends with a group of nerds after he is prescribed glasses, scalp salve, special shoes, and throat spray which changes his voice.

Jerry offends a female Native American when he gives Elaine a 'Cigar Store Indian' as a gift. George spills coffee on his parents' coffee table, makes Elaine take the subway home, and gives her a TV Guide to read on the ride home. On the subway, Elaine meets a man obsessed with television. Meanwhile, Kramer comes up with an idea for a coffee table that folds out from a book.

Mr. Van Driessen chooses Beavis and Butt-head to befriend a new Japanese exchange student and show him around. They teach him fun things to do in Highland, Beavis and Butt-head style.

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Maria McErlane; Paul Merton & Jon Snow