John's waiting room turns into a maze of boxes when Linda orders too many supplies; Reggie becomes attracted to a much younger student and Margaret learns that a former patient died and has included her in her will.

When Eli preaches of the death of the Olympian gods, Xena and Gabrielle attempt to protect him from Ares but to no avail, while guidance is dished out by the angel Callisto and the secret of Xena's child's conception is revealed.

Sam, Neal, and Bill befriend a pretty new transfer student, but soon fear of losing her to the popular crowd and try to win her over with a series of fun things they plan for her. Lindsay, Nick, Daniel, and Ken decide to get fake IDs so they can see a hot local band perform at a bar. However, after they go through the trouble of getting their IDs and getting into the bar, the group is stunned to find out who the hot local bands lead singer is.

Ally learns that the homeless man she took pity on is a former insurance adjustor with paranoid personality disorder. Meanwhile, Cage and Fish defend Ling after she's arrested for running an escort service... which leads to Nelle learning that Cage once hired a hooker.

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man at his cousin's wedding.

Tonight, NFL quarterback Joe Montana.

The barracks get drunk and Sofia discovers her ex-husband with the model, she makes a fuss over him. Roman and his friends betray Nicolas and his supposed guest, make out with Roman and force him to pay the entire bill. Armando convinces Hugo and proposes a bet where if he loses he must dress like a Drag-Queen.