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In Arizona, police investigate a carjacking, a burglary and a stolen vehicle.

After escaping from Hades and capturing the Fates, Caesar changes the Threads of Fate in order to change his destiny. He makes Xena his empress and rules the world by her side. Gabrielle is a talented playwright and Alti is the High Priestess of Rome, and she wants all the power for herself and will stop at nothing to get it.

Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond!



Sketches include: "Dick Cheney's Health," "The Fake Doctor's Office," "The DeMarco Brothers Audition For Bon Jovi," "MTV Cribs," "Save The Starving Actresses," "The Scarlet Letter," "MSNBC Investigates," "Wake Up Wakefield," "A Message From Shaquille O'Neal," and "The Bloder Brothers."



Bon Jovi performs "My Life" and "You Give Love A Bad Name."

Malcolm's family and scores of others are forced to relocate to a school gym because of a toxic-chemical spill caused by a derailed train. Seems it ran over an old couch that fell off Hal's car on his way to the dump. Amid the chaos, resourcefulness pays off for Dewey, who enlists sympathy by pretending his parents were killed in an enveloping chemical cloud; and for Reese, who schemes to make money off the calamity. As the rascal puts it, "When people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me".