When a little boy gets sick from eating meat purchased from a local grocery, Fraser investigates and learns that it's actually horse meat. He begins making the rounds of the auction houses, and not only does he find out who the culprit is, he also finds romance with an attractive horsewoman.

Chandler and Joey try to keep Ross' mind off the anniversary of his first night with Carol, while the girls spy on White House advisor George Stephanopoulos.

Jerry dates a woman, who he thinks is Chinese, after phone lines get crossed and he asks her out. Kramer worries that his sperm count is low so he goes to a fertility clinic. George's parents separate and he worries that they're going to get divorced.

A business contractor with a bad heart gathers his family around him in the ER as he prepares for the end. Doug helps an asthmatic teenage girl obtain the needed medication when her mother is unable to afford it. Carter worries that he may have contracted an STD from Liz. Susan treats a teenager with alcohol poisoning and Jenn prepares to move to Milwaukee and start her new job.