Fraser and Ray need to protect David Lee, the son of a local Chinese restauranteur, first from a gang of local extortionists, then from two well-meaning yet over-bearing FBI agents.

Joey is hired as Al Pacino's butt double, while Chandler grows weary of his totally sexual relationship with an exotic woman.

George joins a book club but since he doesn't like to read, he tries to rent the movie instead. When the movie he needs to see is rented out, he begs the family with the copy to watch it with them. Jerry buys a new couch and Elaine dates the delivery man until she learns his stance on a controversial topic. Meanwhile, Kramer goes into the pizza business with Poppie.

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Martin Clunes; Paul Merton & James Pickles