Fraser is hired to protect Christina Nichols, the daughter of a visiting Canadian diplomat. Christina is determined to get rid of the latest in a long line of chaperones, but she runs into Janice DeLuca in a bathroom, and ends up with something that Eddie Beets wants desperately... and will kill to get.

Chandler discovers he has a 'quality' that makes everyone wonder if he is gay. Ross and Monica's Nana dies - and then she dies again.

Kenny Bania, Jerry's comic rival, gives him a free Armani suit, but asks for a free meal in return. At a restaurant, Jerry buys Kenny soup, but Kenny doesn't think it's enough. Because of his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh fruit. Elaine brings back a man from England who mooches off of her. George tries to date a waitress from Monk's, but during a walk with her, she spells out her relationship with him.

Carol treats a rape victim, while Walt brings Benton's mother to the ER with a sprained ankle. Mark calls in sick to spend time with his wife, leaving Doug in charge. Div shows signs of snapping, overreacting at the slightest provocation. Benton learns he was not awarded the Starze Fellowship. The ER gets a new aide, "Bob."

TEAMS Ian Hislop & Andrew Morton; Paul Merton & Lee Hurst